Haaretz newspaper said that the idea of ”deportation” is back in fashion, and the list of its admirers is growing by the minute, which means that it is time to discuss it with an open mind and willingness to change old views, and with a slightly more contemporary vision for Israel and its future.
Deportation this time does not mean, as people usually think in Israel, displacing the Arabs from their homes and sending them all to hell, because of the lawsuits and international oversight that this entails, and the need for an immoderate level of physical pressure. Rather, it means – according to an article by the writer B. Mikael In the newspaper – using a little creativity, we will find transferable human materials that do not require anyone to leave their home, move from where they are, move their possessions, or perform any activity that involves movement.
The writer believes that this deportation has advantages and disadvantages, and will be received by the whole world with thunderous applause. It will raise Israel’s status among the nations, restore its former glory as a democratic state, and will lead to an increase in the value of the shekel against major currencies.
In addition to all these virtues, this deportation is easy – as the writer says – and can be completed within days, hours, or perhaps minutes, because the candidates for transfer, all of them with their wives, children, sheep, and rifles, are already abroad, and it is sufficient to inform them officially that from now on they are Abroad, in addition to informing border agents that the Green Line is the eastern border of the State of Israel.
Of course – the writer says – any astute reader will realize that what is meant are the settlers, and that this transfer is an important and useful work, because a sovereign and semi-sane state does not need to tolerate a pseudo-pagan racist sect that does not hide its ambition to undermine the foundations of the state and replace them with mythical “sacred things” from the Bronze Age. The Middle East, especially since this sect is a malicious danger that threatens the existence of the state, its mental health, and its values, much more than all of its external enemies.
According to B-Michael, these settlers are like extremist groups in some Middle Eastern countries and Iran, and they are no different from what evangelical Christians will soon be like in the United States. These settlers are gangs of violent fanatics who are convinced that their strange god speaks from their throats. That they are above all people and that everything is permissible in order to achieve their desires.
“All of these things must be stopped quickly and decisively, before the disaster they desire befalls us all.”
The writer concludes sarcastically, saying, “For the compassionate Jews who will be worried about the fate of the deported settlers, do not worry… shortly after their disappointment, they will convert to Islam, Christianity, or recover.”